Gentlemen, Please Wash the Crack of Your Ass
Twice in the last month, I have run into otherwise tidy men who did not wash inside the crack of their asses.
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The crack is the division that begins at the top of your butt and runs down to your anus. The crack divides you butt into two halves. The men did not have dirt under their nails; their skin was clean. They used moisturizer on their faces and lotion on their skin. They smelled and looked good. They obviously cared about their bodies and took pride in themselves.
Yet, once I undressed these men, there was stuff in the crack of their asses. We needed to shower before that butt got in my bed. During the shower, I showed them how to wash their ass easily. It was amazing the ooze that can accumulate if the area is not cleaned daily — the things in the crack form a dark, mushy, smelly substance.
